I go to events. I write a game story. What appears in the paper and online is very singularly focused. Stats, scoring, quotes. Of course, this isn’t how I actually experience the event. I talk to people, eat some snacks, and hear things out of the crowds not fit to print. Most often when I get home and my wife asks me how the game was, my answer doesn’t have a whole heck of a lot to do with the game.
For instance, I didn’t know what to expect when the crew from Gary’s Tumbling took the floor at the Sidney basketball game Tuesday night. I had seen their traveling trailer in the parking lot when I entered, but I didn’t really think about it again until I saw them unrolling a piece of wrestling mat on the gym floor at halftime. An unfurling mat causes a bit of an adrenaline drop for me. Something about Pavlov and some dogs…
Just the old school wrestler in me I guess, but the Gary’s crew clearly knew what they were doing. What followed was an explosion of tumbling, flexibility and feats of strength that left me in awe. I was so absorbed that I failed to notice the music number to which they performed was “Moves Like Jagger”, which is quite possibly my least favorite song currently getting radio play.
I had time to walk around the school at little bit and I spent a good deal of time admiring the trophy cases. I noticed Steve Meyer’s name appears as a coach on quite a few of them. I’ll mention it to him next time I see him. I already know he will put up a scowling, dismissive front, but secretly be pleased as he recounts each entire season in great detail. It’s like clockwork. I would be proud, too!
Just like anytime, anyplace there is a Cowboy/Cowgirl sporting event, superintendent Gregg Cruickshank will be there somewhere if you look closely. He is the master at blending in and looking like most everyone else, but he is there. It’s almost like a “Where’s Waldo” puzzle book from back in the 90′s. I know I am not the only one who remembers those. Just like Waldo, Mr. Cruickshank is there if you look close enough. Only without the candy-striped shirt. Which I don’t think would be a bad look for him.
Kent Larsen is a man of many talents. Coach, Athletic Director, do it yourself audio set up guy, microphone personality, you name it. He is the opposite of Mr. Cruickshank in that he appears to be everywhere all at once. Like Pacman and Snuffleupagus, Mr. Larsen has the ability to disappear from view on your left and immediately reappear on your right with no time elapsed. He denies it, but I’m pretty sure it’s a superpower.
Mr. Larsen looks the same whether his team is winning or losing, much unlike Dave Dowling who makes it possible to tell exactly who is winning and how his team is playing simply by looking at him instead of the scoreboard. Tuesday he was happy nearly the whole time because his team looked great. Shelby Anderson was nearly unstoppable and impossible to miss with her headband and all her hair stacked on top of her head. From a distance with my poor eyesight it looks like she is balancing something on top of her skull, maybe a pineapple. It’s intimidating and it makes her seem much taller than she already is.
Speaking of tall and intimidating, next time I need someone to watch my back when I go someplace unfriendly I select Rachel Finnell. I saw an East Mills girl try to take a rebound from her and not only did she flatten her opponent with a barrage of twisting elbow smashes, she held the grudge for a few minutes flattening the same girl repeatedly with relentless aggressive defense. The thought of her and Shelby returning next season for another year of carnage in the paint has me excited already.
Erick Rodriguez has phenomenal taste in shirts and ties. His tie the other night was the exact shade of blue that I prefer. He began using the exercise equipment up behind the balcony where I was sitting during the game without properly warming up and I implored him to first attempt the stretching exercises posted on the wall next to the workout area. I know the top sheet of stretches got torn down because the list starts at seven, but half is better than none, right Erick? I think maybe his fellow Cowboys should remind him of the importance of stretching whenever possible. I nominate Jake Cain to be in charge of this.
I wish the boys had won their game too, but all credit is due to East Mills who played well. The Wolverines have had an excellent season, and they deserve at least a share of the conference title which is what Tuesday’s win guaranteed them.
I’m not sure if anything I saw topped the girls from Gary’s Tumbling. Any rhythmic display that can make Maroon 5 not affect me like nails on a chalkboard has to be listed near the top. Sometimes people watching is just as fun as watching a game, and that was certainly the case Tuesday night. See you soon.






















